Written by Matt Yonke
The goat is easily bored, out of nowhere she might make a suggestion like: "Dude, we should totally rent a car and go to the dunes and camp and then smoke and drive down to Tennessee find a homeless shelter and feed the poor and then take the red eye up to LA and eat lunch with Sharon Stone. When we're done we can handglide to FL to kill a crocadile and then check out NY, where we could tackle the crime problem."
She doesn't know I hung up at "Dude..."